United Breaks Guitars – Don’t mess with Canadians

Well the United Airlines baggage handlers broke the guitar in to two pieces. Then Mr. Carroll complained to United and it fell on deaf ears. Because of that he vowed to write three songs about their callous disregard and uncaring attitude.

Airport Body Scanners are the NEW Porn Industry

So on your next flight are willing to sacrifice your right to privacy and gladly accept a full body scan? Is that so? Well the pictures you see on the 6 o’clock news are always blurred. How about a big dose of reality?

CBC’s Rex Murphy on Climategate: Research Tainted, Scientists Discredited

Finally a refreshing voice shines through the dark clouds created by the Climategate Scandal. Most of Mainstream Media has been ignoring, downplaying, or trivializing the leaked emails and reports that have proven, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the research to support Anthropogenic Global Warming is a farce

Fredericton Feminists Set To Hijack 20th Anniversary of Montreal Massacre

December 3, 2009 is the 20th anniversary of the deaths of 14 women at École Polytechnique in Montreal at the hands of a madman who went on a shooting spree. So with that in mind, a Lunatic Fringe of Feminists from the Public Service Alliance of Canada and the University of New Brunswick intend to hijack the anniversary and use it as a platform to protest the Harper Governments recent Bill C-391 – the abolition of the long gun registry.

ALERT: Toronto under attack by crazed deer. SWAT responds and tasers it

The city of Toronto came under siege yesterday, bringing the city to a halt when a crazed deer wandered into the downtown core. The fire department and S.W.A.T responded. It took awhile but the police brought the situation under control by tasering the animal.

Chalk up a victory for Toronto’s finest as they protected Torontonians from [...]

Good News: Canadian Taxman Goes After Evil eBayers – Editorial

With the Government of Canada’s recent threat to clamp down on people selling goods through eBay, little do they know the big can of whoop-ass that they have opened.

Beware of the Lottery Police! Win the Lottery and Go to Jail.

While the staff at the Telecrap Urinal does not support criminal activity, we do disagree with Lottery Commissions being part of the long reach of the law.