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Fat People – Stay out of Peru or You may end up in Lipstick

Ed A. Tor — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:14:08 +0000

Just when I thought that the world could not be any crazier, comes word out of Peru that a gang of murderous thugs has been stalking, killing, and extracting the fat from pleasantly plump of society. Then they take the fat and sell it on the black market to cosmetic companies.

Just think about that the next time you put on lipstick. You just might be tasting the fat of some poor sap that was killed by these guys.

Look I don’t make this stuff up. The world really is this sick and twisted. But everything is OK

WARNING THIS VIDEO CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT – IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH GET A BARF BAG!

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I wonder if sales of Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies has been rekindled in Peru? Talk about an incentive to lose weight!

UNCONFIRMED: Nurse at D.E.C.H. in Fredericton Paralyzed From H1N1 Vaccine?

Ed A. Tor — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:06:33 +0000

I have received an anonymous tip that a nurse at the Doctor Everett Chalmers Hospital (D.E.C.H.) in Fredericton has suffered partial paralysis as a result of the H1N1 Vaccine. I am trying a few sources to verify this but may not have an answer until Monday.

Again I want to stress this is an UNCONFIRMED report but thought it was important enough to get the message out right away.

Don’t Inject Me (The Swine Flu Vaccine song) by Michael Adams

Ed A. Tor — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:57:49 +0000

Michael Adams, the Health Ranger, has produced a rap video where he performs ‘Don’t Inject Me’. It is a catchy beat and a job well done. Spread the word folks. Let people know that this lab-manufactured, New World Order toxic profit soup is not welcome in our kitchen.

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Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

The swine flu’s comin’ back
like a viral attack
It’s like ’76, you gotta cover ya back
But not with a vaccine don’t give in to that
Because those medical quacks
are makin money off that

They wanna inject you, infect you with the vaccine
They say they protect but they reject your immunity
And if you protest they arrest you and they lock you down
Can’t have people like that walkin’ around

Contagious
The truth is outrageous
Don’t you know the drug companies made this flu
And if you’re thinkin’ you wanna evade this
Then you gotta say this

Don’t inject me
Don’t infect me
Don’t stick that needle in my arm and chemically wreck me

Don’t inject me
Don’t infect me
Don’t stick that needle in my veins and medically wreck me

Don’t use me
Don’t abuse me
Don’t push your medical lies and try to confuse me

Don’t trick me
Don’t you dick me
With that needle in ya hand don’t you dare try to prick me

Don’t you know the swine flu is made by man
Pharmaceutical scam
It’s all part of the Big Brother population plan
But the thing I don’t understand
is why they in Mexico City
in an unmarked military van

They don’t want you to see the remedies
you can stop influenza with vitamin D for free
Herbal medicine is all that you need
But they can’t charge a fifty dollar fee

Unless
They inject you
They infect you
They stick that needle in your arm
and chemically wreck you

They use you
They abuse you
They say they’re saving your life while they really confuse you

All you parents grab your kids
And shoot ‘em up just like guinea pigs
Inject your teens and your babies in the crib
And when they get paralyzed
That’s when you realize
There’s no way to undo what you did

The big drug companies are makin’ a killing
Collectin’ the billions and gettin’ away like a James Bond villain
cause they’re willin’ to do almost anything
Just to make money with the flu vaccine